the dude who invented the rule about holding hands during a seance after noticing he’s sitting next to the guy he likes: oh haven’t you heard?
(via earthdad)
once these nails dry……bitch..
Hey Chelsea you ever think about that wild bitch from Holes who painted her nails with rattlesnake venom and clawed a motherfucker across the face?
that was a very special moment for my young lesbian ass, thankyou for reminding me
(via thirstywhitedad)

Every cell in the human body is replaced after 7 years. It brings comfort to know that one day I will have a body that you didn’t touch.

